The Hollywood fReAk ShoW 9-17-15 rEWiNd

“Us Weekly” says MILEY CYRUS and DANE COOK are hooking up.  Dane denied the rumor by saying, quote, “I’m always the last to know these things.  Just let Miley know that I’ll pick her up for dinner at 8.”
Someone asked BLAKE SHELTON which “Voice” judge he’d like to swap lives with for a day and he chose ADAM LEVINE, because he’s married to a supermodel.  When asked if he thought that might offend him, Blake said, quote, “I don’t give an [F-word.]  That’s who I’m picking and it’s because of his wife.”
“Vanity Fair” recently asked a bunch of celebrities to describe DONALD TRUMP’S hair color.  The highlights include:  Elle Fanning saying it’s, quote, “buttery silver brass” . . . Kristen Stewart saying “unsavory salmon” . . . and Bryan Cranston saying “cornstarch . . . [or] something breezy and whispery.”
Before they were famous,THE BAND PERRY let a radio station do a “rate a record” thing with their song “Hip To My Heart”.  It was a disaster.  Callers compared KIMBERLY PERRY’s voice to a “dying cat” and said she sounded like a “country Britney Spears.”
Comedian STEPHEN RANNAZZISI from “The League” has admitted he’s been lying for years about escaping from the World Trade Center on 9/11.  He says, quote, “It was profoundly disrespectful to those who perished and those who lost loved ones . . . all I can ask is for forgiveness.” Meanwhile Comedy Central is mulling over pulling his standup special which was supposed to air this weekend.
ROBERT DE NIRO still has a flip phone because, quote, “They’re easy to use!”  He adds, quote, “I have a computer but I don’t do Facebook, don’t do Twitter, don’t do . . . what’s the other one?”  He was talking about Instagram.
THOMPSON SQUARE posted a cute Facebook video revealing that SHAWNA will be having a baby…BOY! It’s due in January.